I found a nice collection of medical record blunders. Go through, have a laugh and add your own too!

  1. The skin was moist and dry.
  2. The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
  3. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.
  4. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.
  5. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
  6. The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
  7. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
  8. The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.
  9. She is numb from her toes down.
  10. While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
  11. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.
  12. The patient suffers from occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
  13. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
  14. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.
  15. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
  16. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.
  17. The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983.
  18. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
  19. The patient refused an autopsy.
  20. The patient had a rash over his truck.

Got any better ones?